Back to the Land of Milk and Honey

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yes folks, i've been too cool for you. you know, having a life. translation: been hanging out with vodka a lot more lately.

so everyone in my life understands and is aware of my complete disdain for good charlotte. cannot stand them. and the more i see their dumb faces in the news lately, the crazier i get. they make the SAME fucking face in every picture taken. example seen here. do it - google them. joel or benji madden. same stupid douche licking face every time!

what's been going on? NOLA is still recovering from Katrina. every little bit helps. and in celebrity land, the biggest news thus far might be the birth of Britney's baby. as of yet, no one's sure of the name but it's somewhere along the line of Sean Preston London Michael Spears Federline. the child is doomed.

onward: renee and kenny are kaputt - like we didn't have money on that. katie hol- i mean, kate cruise is still brainwashed. elijah wood has become the creepiest celebrity in hollywood as of late. lil kim's en route to cell block 8. team aniston appeared on oprah. coutrney love's old habits die hard. the emmy's were last night, and while the ceremony was dumb ellen killed. brad pitt may get naked as jesse james. kate moss does coke? surely, you jest. and sienna miller is a fucking moron.

and right now, my nose is running a marathon so i bid you adieu (something cured by more vodka i'm sure).

New Orleans Drowned

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george bush doesn't care about black people. thank you kanye west. that one will go down in history. that's the only pop reference we're getting today, kids.

the devastation of hurricane katrina is still kicking our asses, and will continue to for a very lengthy amount of time. anything that anyone can do will be greatly appreciated. i am proud to say that my hairstylist, melanie smith is doing her part. she is part owner of a dc hair salon, urban style lab (http://www.lab-dc.com/), that on sunday the 18th is having a "cut-a-thon". first come first serve basis, all proceeds go to the red cross. and at $45 for guys, and $75 for girls - i think they can make a hefty amount.

Oh NOLA

so, it seems thanks to hurricane Katrina, New Orleans is fucked. it's horrible really; thousands of people lost their homes. donating money, blood, time, would really help the effort along. Stay Strong New Orleans.

also, hilary duff looks weird. first of all, she weighs 63 lbs now. and looks like... an alien?

brad and anglina and the kids are happily becoming more of a family every day, paris hilton swears she's a pop artist, britney spears is still insane, yadda yadda.

i'd post more but tomorrow's my birthday and i'm much more interested in getting started on the celebrations.