Friday, October 07, 2005

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise want people to kill themselves

Originally uploaded by RockStardom.
i have nothing more to say right now other that WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

i'm sure that at least 1,367 people flung themselves from a bridge upon hearing news of katie holmes being pregnant with tom cruises baby. surely it is the first sign of the apocolypse.

i called a female friend of mine and gave her the news and all i heard next was the sound of the phone dropping and that of maybe her head bashing on a wall. or maybe she was trying to bounce a cantelope - i don't know.

the end is near.