It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Worst of Times

Britney Spears finally bought a clue with all her fafillion dollars and divorced her walking, redneck, very fertile, leech of a husband. Now she's done gone lost her mind and is partying her (very visible) ass (and clean shaven poon) off with the likes of Paris and Lindsay. Hey, maybe we'd all be going nucking futs too if we were in her shoes...

Oh Kevin - was once the luckiest bastard ... no he's just, well, you know. Come on man, you could have had it MADE!! Platter, trophy, HELLO!! Maybe Shar wants to dance with a pimp again.

But no good deed goes undone; unfortunately America's famed Jilary, comprised of Joel Madden and Hilary Duff, are kaputt. They're claiming the 8 year age difference as the major cause and you know, I'm sure it's true. As much fun as I make of Joel and his band, I am sorry for his loss. Hilary too of course.

Alright Mel, you get him, I got her.

Who else... ah yes, Reese and Ryan. I love Reese, ever since Freeway I've loved her; but like the urinal at RFD reads, 'no matter how hot she is, someone is tired of fucking her'. Unfortch, this might be Ryan's predicament.

And whodathunk? Pam Anderson and Kid Rock, married in four ceremonies are divorcing after four months. I'm glad that since Pam has a vagina and Kid has a penis that they were allowed not one, not two, but FOUR ceremonies.

i still have things to say

at brashers
Originally uploaded by RockStardom.

i almost became prey after being duped by a decoy but here i am to ramble even more.

brad and angelina should just adopt a whole country of kids. madonna is mad she didn't start this trent. sienna miller doesn't like pittsburgh? the dallas cowboys were a giant (expected) disappointment at the big philly game. why must i love them? jennifer anisto is still rachel to me. britney spears has made her second worst mistake with the birth of young Federline #2. the 300 millionth american is a little spanish boy they say. dammit, i took german in high school. ashlee simpson is now ashlee v2.0 - jessica's even less appealing. pete wentz is a tool.

line break?

katie holmes and victoria beckham, fellow stepford wives. paris hilton and travis barker: the funniest hot minute ever. nicole and keith 4 eva. i could say so much more except really i can't because internet explorer is about to shut down. again. i <3 microsoft.

don't go changin...

mo'nique hugging
Originally uploaded by RockStardom.

... to try and please me.

so on july 7th, at DC's Constitution Hall, i saw miss Mo'nique. it's hard for me to not call her Queen Mo'nique, as that was how i was first introduced to her. the night was a winner, minus the $16 double-vodka sprite purchased. i mean forreal though, $16? it's not like it was grey goose or van gogh - friggin absolut.

but whatever, you don't need to hear me (read me?) bitch about vodka. i still love it and drink it regardless of price. or consequences.

so lance bass came out. if anyone is surprised, i'll be willing to say you're a motherfucking moron. but hurrah to him for finally doing it. it's courageous and maybe the more that gays are visible, the less they'll be treated as second class citizens. that also probably depends on gw bush though.

tangent - why the FUCK is the bush administration so concerned with homosexuals marrying? is that REALLY the big issue we should worrying about? what about that WAR over THERE where tons of CHILDREN are being killed? a family in Texas just lost BOTH sons recently. and what about oil prices? we can't afford to drive to work, bush, can't pay our bills, but shit you're RIGHT, i really hate gay people and would rather they not marry and me starve to death.

moron.

so, yes, celeb news. it's all the same but different. i'll elaborate later. maybe in 7 weeks?

summer is here

the set up
Originally uploaded by RockStardom.

long time no bullshitting you folks. lots o change since we last spoke. for better or for worse i shall be finding out soon. in the meantime, impromptu home bbq's have been satisfactory.

my part-time occupation as a dj is faring well, i'm big into eating again, and women, as always... well, just that.

Alicia's Art Opening

Alicia's Art Opening
Originally uploaded by RockStardom.

It's that time folks. Alicia's at it with an art opening. Her first of the year! As the flyer says, the opening night is April 14th at Sparky's Cafe in DC (14th and R St NW).

And yes, these pieces ARE for sale, so come with cash or a checkbook.

warmer weather nears

me and friends
Originally uploaded by RockStardom.

it's starting to get warmer outside - about fucking time. and what a better time to start getting your shit together, eh? it's usually the time that most people lose their minds but hey, i've never done much the same way everyone else does.

in the meantime, i'm going to bask in the glory of being friends with such wonderfully attractive people.

Do What?

2 of the greatest people you'll ever know
Originally uploaded by RockStardom.

i do not have the means to stay in the loop anymore. the celebrity rhetoric cannot be kept up by me. i do not watch tv, i do not peruse the internet often enough, and i certainly don't read - so no more smart ass comments from me about the stars. there are plenty of sources out there anyway (idontlikeyouinthatway.com).

this is still Stretch and the Pop Culture by all means though - because i AM pop culture. stay tuned for random updates. in the meantime, never mind my horrible complexion but do adore the picture of the 2 greatest people you'll ever know.